How many ways are there to pick $n$ points on the finite affine plane $(\Bbb F_q)^2$ such that no three are collinear?
For example, how many ways can we pick $5$ points on $\Bbb F_{32}\times\Bbb F_{32}$, no three collinear? (Is this brute-forceable, I wonder?)
The collinearity condition can be expressed as follows: the points $(a_0,b_0)$, $(a_1,b_1)$, and $(a_2,b_2)$ are collinear iff: $$\begin{vmatrix}1&1&1\\a_0&a_1&a_2\\b_0&b_1&b_2\end{vmatrix}=0$$ Thus the question makes sense over a finite field.
Conjecture: Call this number $f_n(q)$. Then $f_n$ is a polynomial in $q$ for fixed $n$.
Is this conjecture true?
This is a cross-post of a question I previously asked on Math Stack Exchange, so you can see the comments there for some discussion. (They seem to have determined that $f_5$ is a polynomial, but I haven't verified this.)
The obvious strategy is inclusion-exclusion, but there are some difficulties. See the diagrams in this Imgur album. The first, the eleven-point extended pentagon (the ten points of a pentagram together with its center), can only be realized in fields possessing a $\sqrt5$; the latter, the nine-point Hesse configuration, can only be realized in fields possessing a $\sqrt{-3}$. (Citations for these can be found in the comments to the Math SE post.) An inclusion-exclusion-based approach would not only have to determine when each configuration occurs in each field, which already seems to require algebraic machinery that I do not possess, but how often.